"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."

-- Trey Parker

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“Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time”
“I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it.”
“His speech is a burning fire.”

Source : Algernon Charles Swinburne, H. M. Burton (2014). “Selections from Swinburne”, p.77, Cambridge University Press
“It is not of so much consequence what you say, as how you say it. Memorable sentences are memorable on account of some single irradiating word.”

Source : Alexander Smith (1863). “Dreamthorp: A Book of Essays Written in the Country”, p.43
“If youve got five cameras, youre making sure that youre in the right position for each one of the cameras.”
“The adjacent possible is a kind of shadow future, hovering on the edges of the present state of things, a map of all the ways in which the present can reinvent itself.”

Source : Steven Johnson (2010). “Where Good Ideas Come From”, p.25, Penguin
“In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.”
“If you hate something, it bonds you to the thing you hate.”

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