"Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny."

-- Jim Carrey

#Thinking Quotes #Office Quotes #Relax Quotes

“It's dangerous to start attributing your fortunes to luck and your misfortunes to fate.”

Source : Nancy Pickard (1989). “Marriage Is Murder”, Pocket
“I've been around so long that I might be in record books for being the longest, weirdest, most pathetic great player ever. Look t how precocious I am at 33.”
“The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.”
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”

Source : Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.81, Lulu.com
“The sight of one old man kneeling on all fours in front of me assembling a picnic table was enough to put all thoughts of lunch out of my head, possibly for life.”
“I do go to football sometimes but I don't know the offside rule or free-kicks - or side kicks - or whatever they're called.”
“My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.”
“Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of the flame because day is come.”

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