"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be."

“I only really watch sport. That's where you see real joy. I don't like watching much else on TV, because it's generally either twisted or sad.”

Source : Interview With Paul Doyle, www.theguardian.com. June 2, 2006.

“We have to start calling sexual harassment out because only then can we start to make progress on it.”

Source : Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

“In history the way of annihilation is invariably prepared by inward degeneration, by decrease of life. Only then can a shock from outside put an end to the whole.”

Source : Jacob Burckhardt (1964). “Force and Freedom: Reflections on History”, New York : Pantheon Books

“The composer makes plans, music laughs.”

Source : Morton Feldman (2000). “Give My Regards to Eighth Street: Collected Writings of Morton Feldman”

“I think Beijing deserves the Olympics in order to be with all the rest of the world recognized,”

“Youth is ever apt to judge in haste, and lose the medium in the wild extreme.”

Source : Aaron Hill (1777). “Alzira: A Tragedy”, p.40

“To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.”

“The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.”