"This is Buffalo, New York. It's like. Scranton without the charm."

-- Ken Ludwig

#New York Quotes #Buffalo Quotes #Charm Quotes

“Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people.”

Source : Anthony Doerr (2008). “Four Seasons in Rome: On Twins, Insomnia, and the Biggest Funeral in the History of the World”, p.95, Simon and Schuster
“Be ever gentle with the children God has given you; watch over them constantly; reprove them earnestly, but not in anger. In the forcible language of Scripture, "Be not bitter against them." "Yes, they are good boys," I once heard a kind father say. "I talk to them very much, but do not like to beat my, children--the world will beat them." It was a beautiful thought not elegantly expressed.”
“From my observations, it would seem that the core message of most major religions is right, just and pure. For this reason I can not help but conclude that evil acts committed by religious people are committed not because of their religion, but in spite of it.”
“Medicine is an incoherent assemblage of incoherent ideas, and is, perhaps, of all the physiological Sciences, that which best shows the caprice of the human mind. What did I say! It is not a Science for a methodical mind. It is a shapeless assemblage of inaccurate ideas, of observations often puerile, of deceptive remedies, and of formulae as fantastically conceived as they are tediously arranged.”
“You're trying to pin me down. I'm not a verbal person. Look at my work and decide for yourself. It's hard to put it into words.”
“Film spectators are quiet vampires.”
“Worms have played a more important part in the history of the world than humans would at first suppose.”
“He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.”

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