"Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity."

-- Frank Zappa

#Modern Quotes #Deformity Quotes #Behave Quotes

“Never gaining a good reputation is not nearly as painful as losing one.”
“There's nothing like throwing up out a bus door, going sixty-five miles an hour.”
“I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.”
“Thinking about the future and thinking about the past is really only a way of ignoring the present.”
“I have such a deep love for traditional country music.”
“My baseball career was a long, long initiation into a single secret: At the heart of all things is love.”
“I am asked often about Abraham Lincoln's mistakes and faults; he certainly made some mistakes. I have chapter in President Lincoln about the Powhatan affair that was a royal screw-up in the early days - right alongside the Sumter affair. Lincoln signed letters he should not signed, and the ship was sent to two places at one under two captains etc. Fortunately, no great harm. Lincoln took the blame and did not do anything like that again.”
“I was condemned to be beheaded, or burnt, as the king pleased; and he was graciously pleased, from the great remains of his love, to choose the mildest sentence.”

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