"Satire among the Romans, but not among the Greeks, was a bitter invective poem."

-- John Dryden

#Greek Quotes #Bitter Quotes #Satire Quotes

“I absolutely did date Victoria Beckham, yes.”
“If it wasn't for 2 Live Crew videos wouldn't look like they do and rappers wouldn't sound like they do.”
“I've wanted to work with [Kairo aka Pulse director] Kiyoshi Kurosawa, but he has not been making horror movies recently.”
“Regret is a form of punishment itself.”
“Asking the proper questions is the central action of transformation. Questions are the key that causes the secret doors of the psyche to swing open.”
“He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace, we weren't doing anything. Well, I wasn't. You were snoring." "I don't--" She smoothed her dress down and searched out her sandals, shoving her feet into them. She glanced at herself in the mirror over his dresser and groaned. Hair, wild. Lips, swollen. Face, flushed. Nipples, hard. "Dammit!" She clapped her hands over them. "It's like they're broken!”
“It is capitalist America that produced the modern independent woman.”
“My father's a protector. My father's old-school. He's a cowboy.”

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