"If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear."

-- Mark Twain

#Motivational Quotes #Educational Quotes #Two Quotes

“I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?”
“And where she went, the flowers took thickest root, As she had sow'd them with her odorous foot.”
“For I am my mother's daughter, and the drums of Africa still beat in my heart.”
“I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.”
“In my house you have to talk to cats because, being ten of them, there are a lot of important things you have to say to them-like 'Get off' and 'Shut up' and things like that.”
“I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.”

Source : "Imus in the Morning" with Don Imus, March 29, 2007.
“I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.”
“My breasts can always tell when its gonna rain”

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