"(Actually now I’m remembering that the goodbye chow isn’t spelled that way. It’s ciao or something weird like that. It’s Italian, right? But I’m not an Italian gypsy, I’m a hungry gypsy. So spelling it chow makes total sense.)"

“It is such an innocent, intuitively discerning mind that helps make the Eastern guru and the Desert Abba "master". Where intimate Source radiates among non-Christians then surely we must be dealing with the "other sheep" manifesting the cosmic Christ.”

“It's nice to be known as a good player. But I want to be known as a good person, too.”

“Daisies are like sunshine to the ground.”

“One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”

“Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.”

“Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.”

Source : "Stand-up Comedy and Mental Illness: A Conversation with Maria Bamford". Interview with David Haglund, www.slate.com. May 10, 2012.

“Life is a dream even in its most painful moments, it's a dream that we can dance to.”

Source : "Carly Simon charts new course with Brazilian-inspired CD" by Charles J.Gans, www.foxnews.com. May 08, 2008.

“Somebody once said to me if you want to be understood,don't write fiction.”