"One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before."

-- Doug Larson

#Nice Quotes #Chance Quotes #Heard Quotes

“Hold back nothing of yourselves for yourselves so that He who gives Himself totally to you may receive you totally.”
“Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-understanding and self-discipline.”
“I will always smell good.”

Source : "Old Spice's Isaiah Mustafa: I Will Always Smell Good", www.foxnews.com. February 9, 2011.
“God made the human body like a machine with built-in obsolescence.”

Source : Vikas Swarup (2013). “The Accidental Apprentice”, p.12, Simon and Schuster
“Before the change of regime in 1989, you couldn't talk about anti-Semitism, and after the regime change, people started to talk about taboo subjects. I was 8 years old in those days, and later, in politics and society, these extreme wright ideologies got stronger - the skinhead movement was started, a lot of ex-Nazis emigrated and financially supported these extreme right movements in Hungary.”

Source : Source: www.salon.com
“When you learn to live for others, they will live for you.”
“Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.”

Source : Harlan Ellison (1975). “Deathbird stories: a Pantheon of modern gods”, HarperCollins Publishers
“Enjoy what you have, live in the moment, focus on things you can change and ignore the rest.”

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