"Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it."

-- Mark Twain

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“I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.”
“I've pushed several women in front of violent situations. My rule is save myself first.”
“What happened to society? I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No. They gave me hope, they gave me encouragement, and they gave me a vision.”

Source : "Glenn Beck And Craig T. Nelson Talk About Not Paying Taxes Ever Again, For Some Reason" By Jason Linkins, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 28, 2009.
“It doesn't make sense for me to be a lawyer in a place where there is no law.”
“We have no obligation to make history. We have no obligation to make art. We have no obligation to make a statement. To make money is our only objective.”

Source : "Michael Eisner: Monster, inc". www.independent.co.uk. December 07, 2003.
“He always loved her because of, not in sprite of, her flaws.”
“Do not let the prophets and diviners among you deceive you. Do not listen to the dreams you encourage them to have.”
“I think rhythm is, when you talk about rhythmic sensibility, quite perceptive in that I like to have at least one thing that is at least common or familiar to the audience.”

Source : Interview with Mark Richardson, pitchfork.com. July 10, 2006.

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