"...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened."

-- Terry Pratchett

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“I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed.”

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“Charleston was where America split apart in 1861. Maybe it's where America comes together in 2015.”
“Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.”
“It's the best feeling in the world . The game's on the line, and you're the guy in the spotlight.”
“It is the clash of two different worlds that makes British-ness unique - we have an aristocratic, noble history, but it is always contrasted with something rebellious.”
“So we know she's safe and taken care of?" Daniel asked, and she nodded. "Good. Then why don't we do something that you want to do?" "Like what?" "I don't know. What do you like to do?" "Um...." Her stomach rumbled, since crying always made her hungry. "I like eating breakfast." "That's so weird." Daniel grinned. "Because I like making French toast." "That works out, doesn't it?”
“CEOs of large corporations earn 400 times what their workers make. That is not what America is supposed to be about.”
“When lying, be emphatic and indignant, thus behaving like your children.”

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