"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast."

-- W. S. Gilbert

#Dirty Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Littles Quotes

“The difference between a poet and a philosopher is that the poet sees logically and describes basically the beauty whereas the philosopher defines the basics and shows the beauty of logics.”
“Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it, the Great Leg Pull. Apollo has the best claim, but a sizeable minority support Pluto, ex-God of the Dead, on the grounds that he has a really sick sense of humour. How would it be, suggested the unidentified god, if first we tell them all to love their neighbour, pack in the killing and thieving, and be nice to each other. Then we let them start burning heretics.”
“Young people, I want to beg of you always keep your eyes open to what Mother Nature has to teach you. By so doing you will learn many valuable things every day of your life.”
“I was for two years a pupil at the Model School in Fort street which was then conducted upon the Irish national system, and if any special religious instruction was given in connection with that system, I do not recollect it.”
“I will accept comments and criticism about change.”
“Superior people take both the credit and the blame for everything that happens to them.”
“If we displease God, does it matter whom we please? If we please Him, does it matter whom we displease?”
“The king just sits there, moving one square at a time. The queen can move so freely. I suppose Iâ€™d rather lose the game than forfeit her freedom.”

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