"Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory."

“As a kid I used to hold my breath longer than anybody else, and then I heard stories about people accidently underwater for 45 minutes - how do you recover from that? It's not a miracle. Something allows us to survive.”

“The problem with being British... I don't know if it's me being British or being raised a strict Catholic, but you never really enjoy success.”

“I think self-knowledge is a key to happiness.We can build happy lives only on the foundation of our own natures, our own values, and our own interests.”

“Thanks to my ridiculous, sometimes tragic, and always unsteady upbringing, I was given the gift of bone-crushing insecurity. One thing you'll notice about people with mental problems is constant self-absorbation. I think that's because it's such a struggle just to be who they are, so they have a hard time getting past it.”

“I am a very talented belcher. Very deep and bassy.”

Source : "Q&A: Katie Aselton on How Not to Play Fantasy Football". Interview with Mike Ayers, www.esquire.com. August 28, 2012.

“Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.”

“I think I must have a super-fast metabolism.”

“There is a dance that only you know how to do”