"All real programs contain errors until proved otherwise which is impossible."

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Source : Paul Dickson (2014). “The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms to Help You Cope with Crises, Deadlines, Bad Luck, Rude Behavior, Red Tape, and Attacks by Inanimate Objects”, p.127, Courier Corporation

Paul Dickson

#Real Quotes #Errors Quotes #Impossible Quotes

“How different our standard is from Christ's. We ask how much a man gives. Christ asks how much he keeps.”
“Sometimes I'll spend an hour writing a tiny email. I work on it until I've created the illusion that I've dashed it off in three minutes. If I make a typo, I let it stand. Sometimes in fact I correct the typo without thinking, and then I back up and retype the typo so that it'll look more casual. I don't know why.”
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“I donâ€™t have any problem doing anything. The secret is I have no shame.”
“Knowledge of any kind ... brings about a change in awareness from where it is possible to create new realities.”
“Healthy people eating healthy food should never need to take an antibiotic.”
“The patient decides when it's best to go.”
“It's not enough to identify the Superobjective intellectually; you have to justify it, to find the emotional drive behind it. You need your own specific interpretation of the superobjective so that every time you think of it, it makes you emotional and drives you into action.”

Source : Larry Moss (2004). “The Intent to Live: Achieving Your True Potential as an Actor”, p.30, Bantam

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