"I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are."

-- Christa Miller

#Matter Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Married Quotes

“There will always be humans, lots of them, who provide the data that makes the networked realization of any technology better and cheaper.”
“The rabbis paled. Iâ€™d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.”
“Who said to kill does not require gentleness?”
“You can tell a lot from a person's nails. When a life starts to unravel, they're among the first to go.”
“What is there so fearful as the expectation of evil tidings delayed? ... Misery is a more welcome visitant when she comes in her darkest guise and wraps us in perpetual black, for then the heart no longer sickens with disappointed hope.”
“I stand before you and my heart is in your hands, And I don't know how, I'd survive without your kiss, 'cause you've given me a reason to exist”
“Do the children who prefer books set in the real, ordinary, workaday world ever read as obsessively as those who would much rather be transported into other worlds entirely?”
“My message is use grass-fed beef, use heirloom pork varieties, use organic chickens, wait until wild salmon or wild seafood are in season, smoke organic vegetables.”

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