"Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet."

-- Alanis Morissette

#Birthday Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“The people that I admire have a wonderful balance of self-belief and humility.”
“Among other things, the Real ID Act sets minimum security criteria that states would have to meet to have their driver's licenses accepted as identification to board a commercial flight or enter federal facilities.”
“I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we'd choose anyway. And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you.”
“Your time as the entrepreneur is worth hundreds of dollars an hour. If you are doing tasks you could hire out, those are stopping you from earning that kind of money.”
“Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.”
“When your life has been spent in one war after another for forty-five years, you have to be pretty handy to survive.”
“Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.”
“If I am right, then (religious fundamentalists) will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.”

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