"Truth is funnier than most things you can make up."

“Before you organize you ought to analyze and see what the elements of the business are.”

“Certain guys, they can see a guy do a certain thing with their glove and know what pitch is coming. I couldn't do that. But I can get on first base and I can tell you by his move if that pitcher is going to first base or home plate every time.”

“There's an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we're morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that's a bit dangerous.”

“I am not accustomed to pay fulsome compliments to the English, by telling them that they are superior to all the world; but this I can say, that they do not deserve the name of cowards.”

“Once I'm already in my room, I still have to open a door to get into my bed. It's like a giant box. It's like the boy in a bubble.”

“I am glad that people are trying to have a rational conversation about drugs.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net

“The more 'otter it is, the more 'otter otters likes it”

“Ironically, the thing that will likely make the least improvement in the ease of use of software-based products is new technology. There is little difference technically between a complicated, confusing program and a simple, fun, and powerful product.”

Source : Alan Cooper (1999). “The Inmates are Running the Asylum”, Sams Publishing