"Warranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function."

-- Richard Turner

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“They who are not induced to believe and live as they ought by those discoveries which God hath made in Scriptures would stand out against any evidence whatever, even that of a messenger sent express from the other world.”
“Faith and science, I have learned, are two sides of the same coin, separated by an expanse so small, but wide enough that one side can't see the other. They don't know they are connected.”

Source : Mary E. Pearson (2009). “The Adoration of Jenna Fox”, p.263, Macmillan
“There is far too little discussion in Washington about the collapse of the middle class , almost no discussion at all about the incredible income inequality and wealth inequality in this country, and the fact that we're moving toward an oligarch form of society.”
“The enjoyment of life is only possible if we could get connected to the spirit.”
“He (William Howard Taft) had little patience with the unconscious arrogance of conscious wealth and financial success.”
“It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that concern the body; for instance, to be over much occupied about exercise, about eating and drinking, about easing oneself, about sexual intercourse.”
“Leadership is particularly necessary to ensure ready acceptance of the unfamiliar and that which is contrary to tradition.”

Source : Cyril Falls (1943). “Ordeal by Battle”
“There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks”

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