"The velocity of light occupies an extraordinary place in modern physics. It is lèse-majesté to make any criticism of the velocity of light. It is a sacred cow within a sacred cow, and it is just about the Absolutest Absolute in the history of human thought."

“The great fault of mankind is that it will not think.”

“Don't think shoot. Soon as you start thinking you miss.”

“I'm engaging my diaphragm as I'm speaking to you right now.”

Source : "Soprano soundtrack" by Will Hodgkinson, www.theguardian.com. December 19, 2003.

“Uncle Scrooge preferred to let the poor die "and decrease the surplus population." Scrooge may not have had God on his side, but his arithmetic was impeccable.”

Source : Roger Rosenblatt (1994). “The Man in the Water: Essays and Stories”, Random House

“Anytime a woman competes with another woman she demeans herself.”

Source : Sherry Argov, “Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl - A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship”

“All men are alike when asleep.”

“A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter.”

“How did we get to this place where we had to be tough all the time and never said how much we loved each other?”

Source : Jennifer Echols (2012). “Such A Rush”, p.236, Simon and Schuster