"I feel like I came in comedy's side door, and still feel very fraudulent in many ways."

“I make an ***** clap like tap shoes.”

“And yet we are but tenants. Let us assure ourselves of this, and then it will not be so hard to make room for the new administration; for shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired.”

Source : ""Rip Van Winkle": The Autobiography of Joseph Jefferson".

“So much energy comes out of concerts sometimes, especially good ones that are really moving. And that energy, no matter how great the show is, it dissipates within two weeks or a month.”

“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it.”

Source : Fiona McHugh, Lucy Maud Montgomery (1987). “The Anne of Green Gables Storybook: Based on the Kevin Sullivan Film of Lucy Maud Montgomery's Classic Novel”, Scarborough, Ont. : Firefly Books

“I think it would make the world a little bit better place if everyone was doing what they loved to do. ... I'm doing it and I'm loving it.”

“My life was a mystery even as I lived it.”

Source : "Little House on the Prairie". Book by Melissa Gilbert, www.today.com. 1971.

“Can we have a conversation about the substance? That's what I welcome. We're happy to have those conversations if there are places where people think there can be improvements. We want competition in the system, so let's talk about that.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com

“I once lost a bill betting on the Red Sox, ...But that's another topic.”