"The plan was always to come to America, because Pakistan's a scary place. They don't have religious freedom. It's very poor, and there's a lot of violence and corruption."

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Source : Source: www.motherjones.com

Kumail Nanjiani

#Religious Quotes #America Quotes #Scary Quotes

“Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints!”
“Minnesotans hate zeal. Zeal is right up there on the list of suspicious emotional behaviors like joy and despair. Always err on the side of blandness.”

Source : Tami Hoag (2006). “Prior Bad Acts”, p.221, Bantam
“When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.”
“Dreams touch every level of our life. They may let us glimpse the future, or give suggestions for healing, or share insights into our relationships. Above all, they can and will steer us more directly toward God.”
“It's true that a human being cannot control what happens to him. However, what we can control is how we respond to what happens to us, what we do with what happens to us. Even if the range of choice is minimal, there is always a choice. From that point of view, destiny is our battlefield. It's not a tragedy; it is what we do with it.”
“There have been times when you doubt yourself. You don't know if you're working on the right things.”
“Of course we have to make a profit, but we have to make a profit over the long haul, not just the short term, and that means we must keep investing in research and development - it has run consistently about 6 percent of sales at Sony - and in service.”
“I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; theyâ€™re both in my car and I want you to see them”

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