"Now remember, they say if two people go together to visit the Taj Mahal, that means they will always be together. Are you ready for that? Guess I'm stuck with you then."

“My mother... she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her.”

“Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms of media, yet finally this made it into my atmosphere, and in discovering this I have been propelled into some movement and new ideas. Real life images, curated images, even the visual diarrhea are incredible fertilization for movement in some direction or another.”

Source : "The Secrets of Guinevere Van Seenus". Interview, www.interviewmagazine.com. November 30, 2016.

“The reality is that it is mainly a Republican scandal for several reasons.”

“I thought Nixon was getting ganged up on, but when I heard the tapes, I was shocked and terribly saddened.”

“People who are the most normal are probably the most crazy.”

“Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?”

“For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.”

“I don't sell dope, I sell hope.”