"People are always looking for something to hate on. If this is something for them to target and hate on, that's their thing. I look at it as satire."

“The Christian who does not feel that the Virgin Mary is his or her mother is an orphan.”

“Downloading a Tamagotchi egg onto my phone is possibly the loudest my biological clock has ever ticked.”

“I wish my friends at William Morris Endeavor all the best.”

Source : "Paul Oakenfold Leaves WME for APA (Exclusive)" by Shirley Halperin, www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 11, 2011.

“Whether I'm at the hangar or at the airport or on an airplane, I get respect. And that's the best part of my day.”

“But, also, before I even go on the Medicare prescription drug debate, I always tell the folks in rural Illinois, and I represent 30 counties south of Springfield down to Indiana and Kentucky, that in this bill is the best rural package for hospitals ever passed.”

“When we get tired of enjoying all the pleasures within our reach, we have still a resource in thinking of others that are not.”

“I can't wait until tomorrow 'cause I get better looking every day.”

“Lost' was a phenomenon, like Elvis.”