"Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself"

-- Harry Emerson Fosdick

#Laughing Quotes #Laugh At Yourself Quotes

“I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.”
“Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.”
“I'm not that complicated, Haven. The truth is, I've wanted you ever since I met you in that damned wine cellar. Because I got a bigger charge out of that five minutes than I have with any woman before or since...”
“I'm angry when we have to use state dollars to fill holes in our low-income heating assistance program because there isn't enough support from Washington.”
“Have we not the brains to think? Hands to work? Hearts to feel? And lives to live?”
“The fats dented the flats.”
“I have a plot, but not much happens.”
“You have to remember that coaching wasn't sophisticated back then - you didn't have the camps, clinics and all the technical advances that are available today - so from that standpoint, playing with a cast on my arm was a fortunate event in my life.”

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