"I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection."

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Source : "This Old Man" by Roger Angell, www.newyorker.com. February 17, 2014.

Roger Angell

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