"I'm not really an impersonator."

-- Gilda Radner

“In wheelchair sports, people thought athletes with disabilities were courageous and inspirational. They never give them credit for simply being competitive.”
“It's easier to explain price once than to apologize for quality forever.”
“I'm an orphan!" Constance cried gleefully. "I'm an orphan!" ~ The Prisoner's Dilemma”
“You need to evade every influence that tends to keep you frozen in the past.”
“Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together”
“Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show”
“But alas! Like many another consummation devoutly to be wished, the actual performance was a disappointing one.”

Source : Fred Reinfeld (2012). “The Immortal Games of Capablanca”, p.10, Courier Corporation
“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

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