"I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body."

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Eric Andre

#Years Quotes #Elderly Quotes #Nerd Quotes

“Wherever there is objective truth, there is satire.”

Source : Wyndham Lewis (1950). “Rude Assignment: A Narrative of My Career Up-to-date”
“Gods, religions and national boundaries are absolutely imaginary. They don't tend to exist. As soon as you pull back half a mile and look down at the Earth there are no national boundaries. There aren't even national boundaries when you get down and walk around. They're just imaginary lines we draw on maps. I just get fascinated by people who assume that things that are imaginary have no relevance to their lives.”
“I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's largely because I spend my working life staring at a screen and hitting a keyboard, I am trying to cut down on that, not increase it.”
“There aren't any old times. When times are gone they're not old, they're dead! There aren't any times but new times!”

Source : Newton Booth Tarkington (2015). “The Magnificent Ambersons”, p.57, Booklassic
“What I have to do from here is I have to do the best I can to carry on.”
“When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.”
“For it is the same whether you take it that the Earth is in motion or the Sky. For, in both the cases, it does not affect the Astronomical Science. It is just for the Physicist to see if it is possible to refute it.”
“Where defining foreign policy as 'ethical' went wrong was that it implied that all decisions would be exclusive in every respect of any dealings with unethical regimes.”

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