"I don't want to be mean. I try not to be."

-- Brad Williams

#Mean Quotes #Trying Quotes #Want Quotes

“If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.”
“LibertÃ©, Ã©galitÃ©, fraternitÃ©. Liberty, equality, fraternity. Watchword of French Revolution. And bold and hard adventures t' undertake, Leaving his country for his country's sake.”

Source : "The Life and Death of Sir Francis Drake". Book by Charles Fitzgeoffrey, stanza 213, 1596.
“Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.”
“So this is how a person can come to despise himself-knowing he's doing the wrong thing and not being able to stop.”

Source : Daniel Keyes (2007). “Flowers for Algernon”, p.108, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I refuse to let past bruises cover the light. It ain't all good, but it's all good enough so I know I'm alright”
“Back in the eighties, people thought a vegan was someone from Vegas. It's a different world now and I feel lucky to have been a part of the revolution, both for animal rights and gay rights.”

Source : "Senior VP of PETA Dan Mathews: On gay rights, empathy for animals, and getting married under the Las Vegas sign". Interview with Barbi Twins, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“I planned on being successful ever since I was young. To me, this is nothing to be surprised about.”
“It's always been about the songs for us. It doesn't matter about all the image stuff. We're really about making songs that people can relate to, that we love, that they will love, that we will enjoy playing live.”

Source : "Simple Plan Reveal New Album Plans, Talk 5sos & Warped Tour". Interview with Maria Sherman, www.fuse.tv. July 22, 2015.

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