"You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long."

-- Eric Andre

#Long Quotes #Three Quotes #Four Quotes

“I'm deeply, deeply passionate about creating peace and well-being in the classroom, and well-being as a global nation.”
“People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.”
“C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.”
“Think not of what you did yesterday, but what you can do for yourself today.”
“Under ordinary circumstances, bad art naturally gets sorted out and disappears. That is how history works when it is left alone to do its job.”
“I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate.”
“Every time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong, so I'll have to say I love you in a song.”

Source : Song: I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song
“Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything in second place.”

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