"Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous."

-- Isaac Asimov

“If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.”

Source : "The Replacement". Play by Jacob M. Appel, 2008.
“No wife, no horse, no mustache”
“Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.”

Source : "Obama's debt expert yells at kids" by Mj Lee, www.politico.com. March 07, 2011.
“The problem isn't that people don't understand how good things are. It's that they know, from personal experience, that things really aren't that good.”
“Information, if viewed from the point of view of food, is never a production issue. ... It's a consumption issue, and we have to start thinking about how we create diets [and] exercise.”
“I never understood actors who could just wait around.”
“I don't really know if I want to do acting as a career. I really don't know what I want to do yet.”
“That's what art is. You don't make up stories. You live your life.”

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