"It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars."

-- Stephan Pastis

#Distance Quotes #Bars Quotes #Love Your Family Quotes

“I'm flying everywhere in my private jet.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“We climbers have much to learn from the training done in conventional sports.”

Source : Source: www.omnivoracious.com
“We are completely void of anything to do with God. Teachers can't touch a child - even to hug a crying child. Young boys are on Ritalin and a lot of the problem is because we have a female-dominated educational system which tries to make little boys act like little girls.”
“Just because a person chooses to express themselves in an extreme way doesn't mean they have an extreme personality.”
“The songs I was writing still had lyrics or sentiments that didn't match what I was feeling. It was old, negative energy coming out of me still, but it needed to all get out so I could trash those songs and put them in the bin. And then I was able to let the new songs out.”

Source : "The sensation of writing is the same for me as taking a pee". Interview with Sarah Rowland, www.esquire.com. November 11, 2014.
“My view is that the time has come for the international community to act on Zimbabwe in the way that it did in Bosnia. I do not think that we are going to get free and fair elections in Zimbabwe.”
“Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds.”
“And to say that society ought to be governed by the opinion of the wisest and best, though true, is useless. Whose opinion is to decide who are the wisest and best?”

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