"Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel."

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Source : Jane Austen, Seth Grahame-Smith (2009). “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, p.149, Quirk Books

Seth Grahame-Smith

#Behinds Quotes

“Stand-up, I find it really difficult. It's not really my thing.”
“Silence 'is so lacking in this world which is often too noisy, which is not favorable to recollection and listening to the voice of God. In this time of preparation for Christmas, let us cultivate interior recollection so as to receive and keep Jesus in our lives.'”
“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.”
“When I look at small things, I think I shall go on living: drops of rain, leather gloves shrunk by being wet... When I look at something too big, I want to die: the Diet Building, or a map of the world.”
“The difference between Oprah Winfrey and me is about $200 million.”
“I've always loved films, always. I studied literature and I went to Columbia in New York and I went to Paris for part of one year and ended up staying there.”
“A lot of people say, well how can a loving God send anyone to hell? First of all God doesn't send anyone to hell. If we go to hell, it's by our own choice. But when somebody says to me, how can a loving God allow anyone to go to hell, I'll turn around and say, "Well how can a holy, just, righteous God allow sin into His presence?"”
“When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."”

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