"I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl."

-- Niecy Nash

#Girl Quotes #Funny Girl Quotes

“I think that people can fall in love with someone who is not of their own generation.”
“Writing is the flip side of sex - it's good only when it's over.”
“It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.”
“The home is the empire! There is no peace more delightful than one's own fireplace.”
“Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, you're going to be leaving the real me, the me nobody else has ever seen, that's who you're going to be rejecting.”

Source : Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.569, Macmillan
“As I stepped out to face myself in the mirror, reaching a hand to smooth away the steam, I saw myself differently. It was as if I had grown again as I slept, but this time just to fit my own size. As if my soul had expanded, filling out the gaps of the height that had burdened me all these months. Like a balloon filling slowly with air, becoming all smooth and buoyant, I felt like I finally fit within myself, edge to edge, every crevice filled.”
“It's quite a famous story that takes place on Christmas Eve, and the Germans, French, and Scottish are trying to make peace one night and they bury their dead and they play football. I play a German opera singer, in German, which I never have so I am really excited about that.”
“Customers don't care how much time something takes to build. They care only if it serves their needs.”

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