"Every man knows that he will die: and nobody believes it. On that paradox stand not only a host of religions but the entity of a sane being."

“I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure they are ‘in good taste.’ Either you understand it or not.”

“The world is Trouble...and Grace. That is all there is.”

“I mean, evil and boredom. Evil and ennui. Evil and the lack of stimulation. Evil and sluggish blood.”

“Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.”

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“Even now, the irony that so non-intellectual a man should choose to engage the Soviet Union on the battlefield of ideas has eluded most commentators and historians.”

“Im always trolling for trivia.”

“Your latter days are supposed to be greater than your former days.”

“I still play the same kit that I used on the very first album. It's an old Tama Superstar that I bought in 1983.”