"Comedy is often about pain."

-- Eric Andre

#Pain Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I'm pretty boring with pizza toppings. I only ever eat margherita. If it's ever anything else then I'll just go 'mmm', pretend to eat it, then throw it in the bin.”
“If you lose today, win tomorrow. In this never-ending spirit of challenge is found the heart of a victor.”
“I noticed a lot of bands always having a few people in the band being interested in recording and audio production, so I got the idea to create products that would appeal to them. Rather than create tools that only engineers could understand, I designed tools that any musician could use and get instant great sounding results.”

Source : Source: puregrainaudio.com
“Entrepreneurs always pitch their idea as 'the X of Y,' so this is going to be 'the Microsoft of food.' And yet disruptive innovations usually don't have that character. Most of the time, if something seems like a good idea, it probably isn't.”
“As an observer, you can clearly see that Western countries are war-weary and don't want to be pulled into new conflicts. They always proclaim their will to fight for Israel in an emergency. That's good but what if that's not at all true when the time comes?”
“When you make a bet, you're saying something.”
“Parents. Honestly. Sometimes they really do think the world revolves around them.”

Source : Randa Abdel-Fattah (2014). “Does My Head Look Big in This?”, p.29, Scholastic UK
“John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism. Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health.”

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