"The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth."

-- George Jean Nathan

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“If we were to lose our fish that we appreciate so much by overfishing; or if we were to lose some of our favorite beaches to overbuilding and pollution, then how would we feel? It's become a case of not knowing what you've got until it's gone.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.”
“Stages of life are artifacts. Adolescence is a useful contrivance, midlife is a moving target, senior citizens are an interest group, and tweenhood is just plain made up.”

Source : "Baby Talk" by Jill Lepore, www.newyorker.com. June 29, 2009.
“It's a beautiful day for a night game.”
“A manager is an assistant to his men.”

Source : Thomas J. Watson, Peter Petre (2013). “Father, Son & Co.: My Life at IBM and Beyond”, p.384, Bantam
“Equal justice under law is a spiritual as well as a civic principle.”
“I mean ... to let you know how deeply I am impressed with a sense of the importance of Amendments; that the good people may clearly see the distinction - for there is a distinction - between the federal powers vested in Congress and the sovereign authority belonging to the several States, which is the Palladium [the protection] of the private and personal rights of the citizens.”
“I like them old and rich.”

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