"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."

“For me, making a lot of dramas on one side it's a different sort of challenge, and on the other, it's not a challenge at all, meaning that my goal is to try and bring the realism and acting you might find in a straight drama with the intentions and conflict, where it doesn't feel tongue-in-cheek, but rather committed and real.”

Source : Source: collider.com

“I think a lot of people really have religious overtones of having come from somewhere. I mean, even the whole concept of religion is kind of alien.”

Source : "The extraterrestrial brother: George Clinton on time, space, and funk". Interview with Andy Seifert, www.avclub.com. February 12, 2010.

“The civil liberty of every mode of worship, and full power given to all of openly and publicly manifesting their opinions and their ideas conduce more easily to corrupt the morals and minds of the people... The Roman Pontiff cannot and ought not to reconcile himself or agree with, progress, liberalism and modern civilization.”

“Depriving yourself will, ironically enough, lead to rebelling and weight gain.”

“Trash? The only trash I see here are two little boys lost at sea and a pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel!”

“It's amazing how if you turn up at a studio without an idea, a picture will take itself from momentum, and you quickly can lose control.”

“I would say Politically Incorrect is my favourite right now.”

“I love everything about you that hurts.”

Source : Patrick Marber (1999). “Closer”, p.70, Grove Press