"So this is what SmackDown looks like."

“They thought I was a success as soon as I started paying the bills.”

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.”

Source : "If Elected, I Promise: 1001 Jokes, Toasts, Stories, and Gems of Wisdom by and about Politicians". Book by John Francis Parker, 1960.

“I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I was not poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still do not have a dime but I have a great vocabulary.”

Source : 1956 Cartoon caption.

“You have many years to live do things you will be proud to remember when you're old.”

Source : John Brunner (2013). “Stand On Zanzibar”, p.272, Hachette UK

“No one wanted to hire me. No newspaper, television station, television network that I worked for ever wanted to hire me.”

Source : "5 Things to Know About Scott Pelley". www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 05, 2011.

“I've got an air mattress for a bed...really living the high life.”

Source : "Prospect Q&A: Clayton Kershaw". Interview with Adam Foster, www.baseballamerica.com. July 25, 2007.

“Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ***** by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.”

“I hated discussing ideas with investors, because then I become a Defender of the Idea, and that influences your thought process.”