"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer."

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Dave Barry

#Beer Quotes #Shoes Quotes #Balls Quotes

“What's the use of being legible, when nothing inspires you to take notice of it?”
“At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.”
“No author, I think, is deserving of much censure for vanity if, taking down one of his ten-year-old books, he exclaims: "Great heavens, did I write as well as that then?" for the implication always is that one does not write any longer so well and few are so envious as to censure the complacencies of an extinct volcano.”
“Every human life contains a potential, if that potential is not fulfilled, then that life was wasted...”
“I really like books that you can kind of hear as much as think about, that are so graphic and visual.”
“When I was at school, I wanted to be a lawyer.”
“As I got to know the people of the Civil Rights Movement, I realized... I am the hopeful black woman who was denied her right to vote. I am the caring white supporter killed on the front lines of freedom. I am the unarmed black kid who maybe needed a hand, but instead was given a bullet. I am the two fallen police officers murdered in the line of duty. 'Selma' has awakened my humanity.”
“That's the goal, to survive your gift.”

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