"The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them."

-- Michael Ian Black

#Character Quotes #Writing Quotes #Littles Quotes

“The bicycle is the perfect transducer to match man's metabolic energy to the impedance of locomotion. Equipped with this tool, man outstrips the efficiency of not only all machines but all other animals as well.”
“But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.”
“But to sustain a marriage for 50 years, you have to get real a little bit and find someone who is understanding and who you can grow with. My mom always says, 'Marry the man who loves you a millimeter more'.”
“I like playing all sports, from football to soccer, and I love playing baseball.”
“I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.”
“So in the first draft, I'm inventing people and place with a broad schematic idea of what's going to happen. In the process, of course, I discover all sorts of bigger and more substantial things.”
“Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog”
“Women never use their intelligence, except when they need to prop up their intuition.”

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