"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators."

-- Dave Barry

#Witty Quotes #Powerful Quotes #Reality Quotes

“The National Organization of Women is the national organization of witches.”
“When I was old enough, I was 21 years of age, I decided to come to America. I did it illegally, so I jumped the border. I didn't speak any English.”
“To stand up on the stage is to say to many people: Look at me. How can you do that without speaking the only truth you know? There is no such thing as an uncommitted actor.”
“I was struggling to find a way to make evening clothes more deconstructed. I like to think that I translated the Latin concept in a more modern way. I don't think that I was that literal.”
“We are personalities in the making, limited, and grappling with things too high for us. Obviously we, at very best, will make many mistakes, but these mistakes need not be sins.”
“I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!”
“Happily ever after doesn't begin with Once upon a time: it begins with Now.”

Source : Stephen Mitchell (1999). “The Frog Prince: A Fairy Tale for Consenting Adults”, Harmony
“A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and I've had a boyfriend since college.”

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