"Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."

-- Dave Barry

#God Quotes #Horse Quotes #Stupidity Quotes

“I have periods now, like normal girls; I too am among the knowing, I too can sit out volleyball games and go to the nurse's for aspirin and waddle along the halls with a pad like a flattened rabbit tail wadded between my legs, sopping with liver-colored blood.”
“For neither life nor nature cares if justice is ever done or not.”

Source : "The talented Ms Highsmith", www.theguardian.com. January 27, 2000.
“Sorrows are gardeners: they plant flowers along waste places, and teach vines to cover barren heaps.”
“Products should speak for themselves, and marketing should support that.”
“As for us, during twenty years' reign, we have known much bitterness.”
“Pretty much I want to be Steve Wozniak, who I decided I was at a young age and not change. I want to go back to school and get my college degree like I would have without Apple.I want to teach young kids like I would have without Apple. And part of it is I'm accessible. I'm open. And so many people e-mail me and get me. And as much as I can I try to answer people, listen to them, be polite and say yes.”
“I do this 'Walker shake.' You got to get knocked down many times, shake it off. Life is about ups and downs, and you got to keep standing up.”
“I was a single mother when my child was little.”

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