"I try to keep a pretty one-tracked mind."

“The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.”

Source : "Baron Vaughn on getting stabbed and becoming Tom Servo". Interview with Marah Eakin, tv.avclub.com. February 19, 2016.

“The outside world told black kids when I was growing up that we weren't worth anything. But our parents said it wasn't so, and our churches and our schoolteachers said it wasn't so. They believed in us, and we, therefore, believed in ourselves.”

“Being an artist means belonging to a unique, exciting gang of outlaws.”

“Failure I can live with. Not trying is what I can't handle!”

“You can only be a control freak when you have weak people around you.”

“It’s all in the genes”: an explanation for the way things are that does not threaten the way things are. Why should someone feel unhappy or engage in antisocial behavior when that person is living in the freest and most prosperous nation on earth? It can’t be the system! There must be a flaw in the wiring somewhere.”

“When you get second place, you say 'I could have won it here, I could have won it there.' When you win, you never say anything; it's finished.”

“In much of the world today there are no more chilling words than "I'm from the United States and I'm here to help you."”