"Sometimes I just want to sit and write at a clean table and not get paint all over my hands."

“May the God of your choice bless you.”

Source : Kinky Friedman (2007). “You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics”, p.28, Simon and Schuster

“That agony returns; And till my ghastly tale is told, This heart within me burns.”

“I read a review on the Herald, it says it takes 40 minutes to get to the first sex session apparently and the whole movie only contains 11 minutes of forbidden fruit,”

“Sense shines with double lustre when set in humility.”

“I think that you could be whatever you wanted to be if you could realize all the dreams you have inside.”

Source : Song: Stay the Same, 1999

“The main characteristics of effective leadership are intelligence, integrity or loyalty, mystique, humor, discipline, courage, self sufficieny and confidence.”

“I have learned more and more to enjoy my body when I have a few extra pounds on, just being more voluptuous. I say, focus on the body part that you feel most comfortable about.”

Source : "It's a Fergie World". Interview with Amy Spencer, www.glamour.com. March 31, 2008.

“I care for my dogs as if my life depended on them. And oftentimes it does.”