"We change people, but oftentimes we get so focused on the negative people and their influence on us, we forget how powerful we are as positive people to influence others."

“I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.”

“You only think of the best comeback when you leave.”

Source : "Jimmy Fallon talks about Fever Pitch". movieweb.com. April 04, 2005.

“Some fell by laudanum, and some by steel, and death in ambush lay in every pill.”

Source : Sir Samuel Garth, Thomas Tickell (1822). “The Poems of Garth, and Tickell”, p.54

“As we know, our own mother bore us only into pain and dying. But our true mother, Jesus, who is all love, bears us into joy and endless living. Blessed may he be.”

Source : Julian of Norwich (1985). “Daily Readings with Julian of Norwich”, Templegate Pub

“I am not a hoodlum. I'm a community organizer.”

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”

Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Jul 09, 2012

“The greatest weapon in the world ... is ridicule.”

Source : Mary Roberts Rinehart (2014). “Tish: The Chronicle of Her Escapades and Excursions”, p.176, Simon and Schuster

“The storytelling gift is innate: one has it or one doesn't. But style is at least partly a learned thing: one refines it by looking and listening and reading and practice - by work.”