"The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York"

“Like you, she will have been with other people, but I've got a feeling there's something between you.”

“THE PEOPLE WOULD BE JUST AS NOISY IF THEY WERE GOING TO SEE ME HANGED.”

“I will not say the fact that there are no European Union observers at an election means that it will not be fair and free.”

Source : "US to match EU sanctions on Zimbabwe" by Andrew Meldrum, David Pallister, Julian Borger, www.theguardian.com. February 19, 2002.

“In the last 10 years, children have been locked inside their rooms, glued to their PCs. ... But now with mobile technology, we can actually take our children outside into the natural world with their technology.”

“I had always imagined that Cliché was a suburb of Paris, until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.”

Source : Philip Guedalla (1921). “Supers & supermen: studies in politics, history and letters”

“Fans are almost always nice. I really find that they rarely come on too strong.”

“Make it about them, not about you.”

“Nice is good, but it's not enough. I want you back for real. I want to talk to you at lunch, instead of staring at you while you eat. I want to see the smile on your face and know I put it there. I want to hear your dad's voice get all low and pissed off, like it only does when I've stayed over too late.”