"My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off."

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Source : Steve Kluger (2009). “Almost Like Being in Love: A Novel”, p.241, Zondervan

Steve Kluger

#Witty Quotes #Blow Quotes #Jeans Quotes

“Specifically, I would suggest that the effective organization is garrulous, clumsy, superstitious, hypocritical, monstrous, octopoid, wandering, and grouchy.”
“Focus not on doing less or doing more but on doing what you value.”

Source : FaceBook post by Gretchen Rubin from Nov 15, 2013
“At lunchtime I bought a huge orange The size of it made us all laugh. I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Daveâ€” They got quarters and I had a half. And that orange it made me so happy, As ordinary things often do Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park This is peace and contentment. It's new. The rest of the day was quite easy. I did all my jobs on my list And enjoyed them and had some time over. I love you. I'm glad I exist.”

Source : Wendy Cope (2011). “Two Cures for Love: Selected Poems 1979-2006”, p.33, Faber & Faber
“All our, let's say, incomes are really very well, transparent to those organs who need these information and who are in charge of combating corruption in our country.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com
“I sold all my medium format equipment in 2005 after Canon came out with the 12 megapixel EOS 1Ds.”
“As I turn 91... I have to admit my hours at the easel have diminished.”
“To be honest, I think about the clubs when I write. But I should probably start thinking about stadiums, because the songs sound even better there - and bigger.”
“Boredom comes not from reality but from people who are only half alive.”

Source : Thomas Dubay (2002). “Prayer Primer: Igniting a Fire Within”, p.77, Ignatius Press

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