"Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town."

“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.”

Source : The New York Post, February 29, 1960.

“I think on the things - the issues that Pope Francis cares about - not just remaking the Church and in just sort of a more compassionate visage, but really on trying to move real policy.”

Source : Source: www.msnbc.com

“Don't dream of winning, train for it.”

Source : "Mo Farah on loneliness of long-distance runner: I eat, sleep, train, rest, look at the walls". Interview with Alex Spink, www.mirror.co.uk. September 7, 2013.

“The first show I ever worked on was The Killing, which was a whodunit crime show.”

Source : Source: collider.com

“Successful people become great leaders when they learn to shift the focus from themselves to others.”

Source : Marshall Goldsmith (2010). “What Got You Here Won't Get You There: How successful people become even more successful”, p.72, Profile Books

“I did the Justice League thing the wrong way. I read too much on the Internet. You cant do that. The Internet is the devil. Or the Internet is not the devil - the comment boards are the devil.”

“Every actual State is corrupt. Good men must not obey laws too well.”

“Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful.”