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“Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!”
Source : "'It's the White BET Awards!' Chris Rock's funniest jokes ahead of his Oscars hosting stint". www.mirror.co.uk. February 28, 2016.
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“Man, meeting Michael Jordan for me was like.. black Jesus walking towards me. It was overwhelming to me to finally meet the guy I've looked up to my whole life.”
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“He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor).”
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“Indeed, through fundamental advances in bionics in this century, we will set the technological foundation for an enhanced human experience, and we will end disability.”
Source : "The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance". TED conference, www.ted.com. March 2014.
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“When you do try to picture the boys who do ask you out, they're absolutely featureless, like old carvings eroded by centuries of rain and wind.”
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“The importance of gratitude is never forgotten.”
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“I'm obsessed by film. I'm obsessed with music and producing and making things happen.”
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“The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always.”