"What makes defeat so painful is just the awareness that the other has won. It hurts to lose because it feels so good to win."

“I think Twitter is great.”

“I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.”

Source : "'I'm not an interesting celebrity. I don't snort cocaine or wear women's underwear'". Interview with Patrick Barkham, www.theguardian.com. December 4, 2007.

“You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story”

Source : "Dan Harmon on Harmontown: 'You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story'". Interview with Erik Adams, www.avclub.com. October 9, 2014.

“I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.”

“Culturally, one of the best arguments we can make is, wait and see.”

“I cannot be a teacher without exposing who I am.”

“What people are seeing is that the cost of their care and their insurance is going up faster since Obamacare has been passed than if the healthcare law had not been passed at all.”

“The Sun is a mass of fiery stone, a little larger than Greece.”